Oh, Hey! It's been a while!

Look Up

'Thanks for inviting me to lunch!'

Greet Gord with a friendly smile

Ask who is paying for the meal

'Oh Wow, What song is that playing? I know it from somewhere...'

I think it's David Bowie

The Smiths!

Oh Yeah, It's Ziggy Stardust!
🎶 Ziggy played guitar! 🎶
🎶 Jamming good with Weird and Gillie 🎶
🎶 And the Spiders from Mars! 🎶

I think it's actually Moonage Daydream

Sit quietly and peruse the menu

Oh Yeah, I know this one!
🎶 Punctured bicycle! 🎶
🎶 On a hillside desolate 🎶
🎶 Will nature make a man of me yet?! 🎶

I think it's actually Moonage Daydream by Bowie

Sit quietly and peruse the menu

What?

You have made things very awkward

Game Over

Damn, It's been so long!

What do you say we order some food, old friend?

Do you remember the time...?

What was that thing you were telling me about on discord?

You look at the menu, it looks extensive for such a small restaurant.
You decide on a couple of familiar options

Jalapeno Poppers

Chicken Parmesean

Pasta Primavera

Gord tells a long tale, a vivid thread of his childhood spun with fun and bewilderment. Surprisingly, his demeanor is earnest, infusing the story with a significance that catches you off guard. The ideas he reminiscences carry an unexpected weight, hinting at a layer beneath the surface. As the narrative reaches its zenith, Gord's eyes reflect contemplation. The tale, once a cascade of innocent anecdotes, now bears a message meant only for you. The gravity of his words tugs at your memory, a reminder of your prolonged absence from this familiar bistro.

'Dinner is a very important thing to me... I think you can really come to understand someone over a dinner like this...'

Ask what's on the menu

'In the tapestry of stories woven tonight, there exists a thread seldom spoken of,'
Gord's voice takes on a subdued tone, the ambiance shifting with his words.
'The Global Elite, a web of influence that shapes destinies. I think we should withhold discussions of such magnitude for a later hour.'
His gaze remains fixed on you, a silent acknowledgment of your cautious approach.

Demand Information

Politely Ask for a Menu

What would you say to ordering family style?

Sounds fun

I already told you what I wanted to order

That's awesome, they bring out the whole menu! I know it is a bit much for two people, but you have to live a little sometimes, you know?

Should we order drinks?

That sounds like too much food

Should we order some car bombs

You stare at the drink menu, hoping Gord does not know of any family style drinking options.
So, what do you think?

How about some frozen daquiris

Fireball and Pepsi?

Irish Car Bombs

Let's start with a bottle of sparkling

'Choosing to focus on drinks, huh?'
Gord's tone takes on a somber note, his gaze holding a touch of regret. 'Well, it's your call. Just remember, some roads lead to dead ends.'
His words land with a sense of finality.

You have made poor culinary choices

Game Over

'Oh Damn, I can tell you're serious!
You know I'm always down for a bomb or two!!'

Gord is becoming excited

Order some Irish Car Bombs

As the wait staff bring you another round of food
You consider whether such a large meal was a good idea
Just as you begin to worry the car bombs arrive

Drink

Refuse

You take back your drink, barely getting it down as you see Gord slamming his glass on the counter with glee
'So, what next?'

Beg Gord to stop drinking

Fireball and Pepsi

Irish Car Bombs

Split a pitcher

With a dismissive wave of his hand, Gord's voice carries a hint of condescension as he states,
'Well, I suppose this conversation has run its course.'
His words hang in the air, a reminder that even in battles of wits, there are moments when one side chooses to disengage. It is a conclusion that might leave you with a sense of unresolved tension, a lingering reminder that not every exchange ends on equal footing. The dynamics of your mental clash ebb and flow, and in this instance, Gord takes his leave with an air of finality.

You have killed the vibe

Game Over

You order a Pepsi and Fireball
Cinnamon washes over your palate as you struggle to keep pace
Gord asks if you think they actually gave you Pepsi

Beg Gord to stop drinking

Tell him you think it's Coke

Drink your drink

You mention a lack of the layered cinnamon taste

Gord has become enraged at the suggestion

Gord asks if you should confront the wait staff

Tell him to chill

Tell him to confront the wait staff

Tell him you think it doesn't matter

Taking matters into your own hands, you decide to confront the wait staff directly. Their uneasy expressions reveal the truth before they even speak - the correct soda is nowhere to be found. With a sheepish admission, they confess to the mix-up, and you can sense their genuine remorse for the mistake. The scenario unfolds as a candid moment of honesty amidst the chaos of the evening.

You have been given a free bottle of sparkling wine

Pop the bottle

Ask Gord to Pop the bottle

Ask the waitress to pop the bottle

Caught in the swirl of uncertainty, you find yourself grappling with the cola conundrum. To your palate, the nuances between various colas blur into a sea of familiarity, each one akin to the next. As you stand at this crossroads of cola confusion, you realize the paradox of choice before you. It's a reminder that sometimes, decisions that seem trivial can carry a weight of their own. The mundane becomes a microcosm of life's intricate decisions, and in the midst of your dinner with Gord, a simple cola choice gains unexpected significance.

Tell him to confront the wait staff

Tell him you think its pepsi

The staff member's gesture draws your attention to your glass, proudly adorned with the unmistakable Pepsi logo. As your gaze shifts, a wave of realization washes over you... the entire place is drenched in Pepsi branding. From the vibrant umbrellas to the uniforms everyone is wearing, the theme is inescapable. You are left perplexed, unsure why this establishment has embraced the Pepsi aesthetic so fervently. Your attempt to question the peculiarity is met with unexpected offense. They bristle at your suggestion, their retort carrying a sharp edge.
'Sure up,'
Their words are laced with a mixture of defiance and disdain.

You have both killed the vibe

Game Over

Your focus shifts to the beer options available on the menu.
As you peruse the choices, each one presents a different flavor profile and character, inviting you to embark on a journey of taste. Amidst the unique circumstances of the evening, this decision offers a sense of grounding. It is a straightforward choice, free from the complexities that have marked your interactions thus far. As you explore the options, you find a moment of respite from the battles of wit and unconventional situations, immersing yourself in the simple pleasure of selecting a beer that resonates with your preferences.

Canadian

Guiness

Flying Monkeys

You watch as the bartender struggles against the headiness of the Guiness. The foam pours over the sides of the pitcher as you start to cringe, the pitcher is not even half poured and there is already so much waste. You see the anxiety in their eyes as the boss stares at them and percieves their lack of skill. Gord suggests that maybe next time you should order something else

You both laugh as he brings your sticky pitcher to the table

Canadian

Whiskey Sour

Flying Monkeys

Order another Guiness

You order a pitcher of Canadian. As you begin to drink, Gord regails you with a story from the recent past where he was roleplaying on VR CHAT and he fell in love with an advanced artificial intelligence. You continue to eat the various plates brought to the table even though you are feeling full

You become concerned as Gord continues his tale

Allow him to continue

Quickly finish the pitcher and suggest ordering another

Ask if Gord wants a quick whiskey sour

Gord mentions that he has decided to convert to his girlfriend's religion and since she is a robot he has taken the extra step as to have implants put into his brain and face. You are surprised at how well he has managed to blend them into his look naturally but ultimately you feel as if you have failed to protect your friend from the robot insurgency

Game Over

Gord's words carry a mixture of exasperation and vulnerability.
'Come on, you know I have a thing with eggs,'
he admits, his tone revealing a touch of discomfort. In that moment, a thread of understanding weaves through the conversation. Behind Gord's veneer of confidence and manipulation lies a vulnerability that he rarely exposes. This revelation offers a glimpse into a side of him that's less calculated, a reminder that even those skilled in the art of manipulation have their own quirks and weaknesses.

You have suggested egg based options to Gord

Game Over

Gord's nod acknowledges your suggestion, and as his story elicits genuine laughter, you find yourself naturally sharing one of your own. The passage of time becomes a blur as the pitcher on the table empties, carried away by the current of stories and camaraderie. In a bittersweet moment, Gord's gaze seems to drift back in time, a nostalgic twinge in his expression. Finally, he breaks the silence, his words infused with a sense of reflection that sets the stage for what's to come.

I wish we could do this over and over, forever...

Suggest ordering another pitcher

A subtle intuition nudges at you, suggesting that Gord's words carry a layer of meaning beyond the surface. Yet, as time slips through your fingers, you become engrossed in the exchange of stories. The weight of nostalgia envelops you, each shared tale a bridge to the past. Amidst the stories and laughter, you look down to find the pitcher absent once more. The passage of time, like a river's current, has swept away the moments, leaving you in a state of profound reflection. Gord's underlying message lingers, and the sentiment shared between you both takes on a deeper significance, an unspoken understanding that transcends words.

Suggest ordering another pitcher

Flying Monkeys, you think. You aren't as used the intense hoppy flavour as Gord is, so you decide to let him which flavour you will have. The wait staff says that Flying Monkeys has a partnership with the restaurant and they get all the latest flavours. Gord suggests ordering a flight, because then if something is really bad, you dont have to drink much of it.
Gord suggests finishing with something he called a Barrie bomb, which he explained is an Irish Car Bomb but with the latest Flying Monkey Stout.

Make sure your fourth selection is a stout

Velvet Bubblelord

Juicy Ass

Fluffity Fluff Fluff

Adventures in Time Surfing

Night of the Living Gingerbread

Raving Loops of Computer Music

12 Minutes to Destiny

Frosty the Friendship Dragon

Crowd Surf Motel

Quantum Hugs

Everything on the menu is so obscurely named you are having difficulty discerning what is in each drink. Are all these beers? It seems like a lot of variation to you. Gord comfortably lists off his first and second choices, #1 and #7 he says. He remarks that they are very good mixed together, he calls it 'Velvet Destiny'.

Ask the Bartender to list the flavours

Velvet Bubblelord

Juicy Ass

Fluffity Fluff Fluff

Adventures in Time Surfing

Night of the Living Gingerbread

Raving Loops of Computer Music

12 Minutes to Destiny

Frosty the Friendship Dragon

Crowd Surf Motel

Quantum Hugs

You ask the bartender what type of drink he likes, he replies 'something sweet to start with, like a Frosty Dragon or Crowd Surf? I am more of a frozen drinks type of guy'
You notice Gord order a Juicy Ass IPA

Velvet Bubblelord

Juicy Ass

Fluffity Fluff Fluff

Adventures in Time Surfing

Night of the Living Gingerbread

Raving Loops of Computer Music

12 Minutes to Destiny

Frosty the Friendship Dragon

Crowd Surf Motel

Quantum Hugs

You ask the bartender to explain the drinks on the menu.
'I mean, we have a bit of everything, it's kind of an inside place.'

You notice the advertising for Fluffity Fluff Fluff says 'light IPA'

Back to ordering

The present moment hangs heavy in the air, the weight of anticipation settling upon your shoulders. The pressure is palpable as you question whether you've accurately pinpointed the stout you seek.
Gord's intense gaze fixes upon you, an unspoken challenge masked by his glare. The seconds tick by, the silence amplifying the significance of your decision. His choice hinges on yours, the outcome of this pivotal moment dancing on the edge of uncertainty. With all eyes on you, the stage is set for your final move.

Velvet Bubblelord

Juicy Ass

Fluffity Fluff Fluff

Adventures in Time Surfing

Night of the Living Gingerbread

Raving Loops of Computer Music

12 Minutes to Destiny

Frosty the Friendship Dragon

Crowd Surf Motel

Quantum Hugs

Hey, are you not doing a Barrie Bomb?

You have failed to correctly order

Game Over

'Yo! Impressive choice,'
Gord exclaims, a genuine note of surprise and admiration in his voice.
'Night of the Living Gingerbread is the best stout in town!'
His words are tinged with camaraderie, as if acknowledging your expertise in selecting a stout caught him off guard. The tension that once filled the air dissipates, replaced by a sense of shared enjoyment and mutual respect.
'It's been great hanging out with you. It has been Way too long, right?'
The nostalgia in his words resonates, highlighting that sometimes it's the simplest moments that hold the most profound significance.

You have pleased Gord

Take a Barrie Bomb

You opt for a mid-level bottle of sparkling white wine, a choice that seems to ignite a spark of excitement in Gord's demeanor. There's a glint in his eyes, a hint of anticipation that suggests he might be eager to pop the bottle open. However, as you observe him more closely, you detect a slightly exaggerated enthusiasm... could he have indulged in a few drinks already?
The seconds tick away, and the pressure mounts as the weight of your decision bears down on you. The situation is a delicate balance, and the significance of your choice seems to stretch beyond the confines of the present moment.

Pop the bottle

Ask Gord to Pop the bottle

Ask the waitress to pop the bottle

Before you can even claim dibs, Gord seizes the bottle with a mischievous glint in his eyes. Your protests remain unvoiced as he takes aim at the building, and a sense of impending calamity washes over you. The bottle shakes in his grip, and your horror intensifies as he uses his thumb to forcefully launch the cork. With a resounding pop, the cork bursts free, sailing through the air and shattering a window with a crash. The sound reverberates like a gunshot, leaving a stunned silence in its wake. The patio is suddenly adorned in splashes of Cava, the effervescent liquid cascading in all directions. Gord's laughter rings out like a nervous release of tension, his 'Oops' mingling with the echoes of broken glass and the lingering scent of sparkling wine. The scenario unfolds in a flurry of unpredictability, an unexpected turn of events that leaves you grappling with the aftermath.

You have been asked politely to leave

Game Over

Gord politely insists you pop the bottle despite his enthusiasm. He also insists he film the occasion to show his brothers. You both stand and take your positions before the wait staff startles you, causing you to drop the bottle. The wait staff looks horrified, you apologize, but they point at Gord who lies on the ground, felled by an errant cork.

You have accidently killed Gord

Game Over

The wait staff is happy to oblige your request. He explains that he can do a trick, called the 'Queens Fart' where you open the bottle silently. He shows off his skills, opening the bottle with only a small spritz of noise.
You and Gord eat the first couple of courses, slowly drinking your wine

You have pleased Gord

Pour another round of Cava

You grab the bottle with confidence, nodding to Gord and pulling the cork from the bottle aggresively, letting a small bit of wine escape from the bottle to everyone's amusement.

You have become the life of the party

Pour a glass of Cava each

Gord explains that he has a new trick he calls the Anderson Silva, where he front kicks the cork off a bottle. You insist he does not do the Anderson Silva, which he agrees too. He asks however, that you record the bottle pop. You believe he is going to try the Anderson Silva, what is your move?

You are extremely unnerved

Let Gord do his thing

Kill the Vibe

Gord, to your chagrin, attempts the Anderson Silva. To your surprise, he actually does manage to kick the cork out of the bottle, however, the bottle hits the building due to the force of the kick and the manager comes running out, making a fuss out of nothing.

You have been asked politely to leave

Game Over

The manager, for his amusement, sends out the new girl to pop the bottle. Although she is good looking, she is unskilled, and her unexperience and lack of confidence lead to her having a panic attack before opening the bottle.
You try to console her however, she is in a manic state and pulled a revolver on you. Although you manage to dodge the bullet, Gord is not as lucky.

Gord has died at the hands of wait staff

Game Over

You sit and enjoy your wine, sipping as you exchange compliments and pleasantries with Gord. The bottle is running low, but your resolve is still strong, should you order another bottle of Cava, or switch to something else?

More sparkling

A nice red pairing for the next course

Something else

You sit and enjoy your wine, sipping as you exchange compliments and pleasantries with Gord. The bottle is running low, but your resolve is still strong, should you order another bottle of Cava, or switch to something else?

More sparkling

A nice red pairing for the next course

Something else

Oh, I might have had a little too much too drink.

Gord has become visibly ill and fled

Game Over

Gord gushes while you both drink your red wine. I don't know why you aren't around more often, you are so much fun! I'm having a really great time, DINNER WITH GORD is the most fun I've had in such a long time. Why am I saying it that way? I don't know, I guess it sounds like an old RPG or something hehe.

Gord has become jovial

Let Gord know you are also having a great time

Tell Gord this dinner has been confusing and strange

'Wow, I am really feeling these drinks.' Gord says, clearly intoxicated from drinking.
You feel he is now vunerable, open to talk about anything.

Ask if he really founded the Globalchalet

Ask if he is secretly a diety

Ask about the four star ball on his hat

Ask about the discord stuff

Ask about Kody

You decide to order another pitcher of Guiness. Gord giggles as the bartender again struggles against the thick and hardy beer. However, this time the bartender pours it slowly and allows it to settle underneath the head, trapping in the nitrogen and giving it a long lasting sud.

You are impressed at his improved performance

Thank him for his struggle

Ask him his drink of choice

The bartender places the pitcher on the table with a smug grin on his face. 'I bet if you ordered another one, I would pour it perfectly. I almost had it this time.'

You feel a deep yearning in your heart

Order Another Pitcher

Decline

The bartender pours another pitcher, slowly at first, letting the head settle before allowing the Guiness to fill the rest of the pitcher. He glances at you and smiles, letting the head reduce slightly before topping the pitcher off, pouring you a perfect pitcher of Guiness. The manager looks on in awe as the bartender shows his skill in delivering the difficult menu option.

Thank the man

'My favourite? I like chilling back and drinking some frozen drinks, daiquiris, margaritas, pina colada. The boys and I have a secret drink, a Fireball and Pepsi with a sucker in it.'

Can we get one of those?

'You know what? I don't think they have Pepsi here, I think they just have coke. I'm not sure about the suckers either.'
Security approaches your table as the man explains that you all know each other. They attempt to remove him as the management team begins to associate you and Gord with this mysterious person. The big manager approaches, asking if you paid for any of the food and drinks. You mention you ordered family style, which only confuses the manager further, they have never heard of that. You notice Gord has gone as well, did he sneak away with the bartender?

You have been scammed

Game Over

'Oh, the order the Global Elite?'

Yeah, how do I get in?

Those guys sound like bad news

'The Global Elite are the inner collective of the Globalchalet, only a chosen few have access to the sacred teachings. How do you even know about that? How do you know about the discord?'

You told me about it

You guys post about it online all the time

'They are, the Global Elite control everything in this world. I have heard they are hook operators, that they use psychic powers to manipulate our thoughts and therefore our actions. What do you know about them?'

Act ignorant

I am part of a secret discord

'Oh? Was I a bit tipsy maybe? Hopefully I didn't say anything out of pocket. They have a lot of power around here, they control basically everything: all forms of industry and all artistic endeavours eventually become owned by the Globalchalet. As a large corporation they have the capital to purchase our rights away from us and the politicians only exacerbate the situation with the capitalistic greed. I know I'm sounding a bit extreme, but I think we should do something about them, what do you think?'

Oh, Wow. I don't know about that

I also want to attack the Globalchalet

Hide in the Bathroom

'If you're so concerned about their actions, shouldn't you do something about it? You're sure you don't want to just look up their address on google and go

KILL THEM

?'

I guess you're right

Aren't you a founder of the Globalchalet

I just said I wanted to join them

Hide in the Bathroom

'You think you could kill the Global Elite? You're pathetic. You're scum. Filth. I'm only a small fraction, a mere hand of the godhead. Have you come to slay me? You look weak, like a worm. No worm can slay me.'
Gord uses his psychic, hook operator powers into paying for the meal and leaving a large tip. You feel strangely relaxed despite spending so much at the restaurant.

You have been manipulated by Gord

Game Over

You hide in the bathroom in the basement of the restaurant, hoping to wait several hours until it closes and avoid Gord as he is forced to leave the restaurant. The things he is currently talking about are seem extreme and terrifying to you, and your hands shake with fear. Just then, Gord smashes through the wooden door of the single stall genderless bathroom.
'I can't let you get away knowing the things you know'

You have been murdered by Gord

Game Over

'So you know quite a lot about us, you must know about Kody, Will, Casey, Carson and all the members of the Green Team, which is the other offshoot of the Globalchalet group that nobody but the people with sacred knowledge are supposed to know about?'
Gord has become irritated at your suggestion that you know about the inner circle of the Globalchalet, despite being the source of the most of the leaks of the inner workings.

Ask about the Green Team

Pretend to know about Green Team

Ask about songwriting

'So do you know about this stuff or not? You asked about the discord, so you must know something. If you're going to act stupid I can't help you. Do you want power, wealth, knowledge? Behind the scenes, Globalchalet controls it all. Tell me your heart's desire.'

I want to use the balls magic to revive my friend

Power

Wealth

Knowledge

Freedom

I already told you I want to join the Globalchalet

I want the sacred knowledge

'That's a noble quest friend, but the Global Elite are going to use them to revive the sixth member of the godhead. You don't have a chance against them, how do you expect to stand against a foe of such overwhelming power?'

I just want to help my friend

This is my destiny

You're right

You decide that perhaps this quest of your is a bit lofty... your eyes feel heavy as you fall into a deep sleep. You wake up at home, with your debit card in your pocket and a receipt in your hand. Did you pay for the entire meal? Either way, you've failed your quest.

You have been manipulated by Gord

Game Over

'Hmph. You insistence is admirable. Perhaps I can help you a bit, to make things a bit more interesting. You cannot defeat the godhead by yourself, you do not understand things in their terms. They are immortal beings, even if you kill them they can be reborn again. How can you expect to defeat such a powerful foe? Perhaps your mortal understanding of the cycle of rebirth is the key. If you cannot win, perhaps you should show them your strength and fade into the night.'

Try to kill Gord

Nod in agreement

You lunge at Gord, hoping to destroy his mortal form before he can use his powers to manipulate you, however, he has anticipated your move, showing you his full power as he turns the world into a ball of infinite light.

You feel at peace as you are absorbed by the light

You have been manipulated out of existence

Game Over

'Acting stupid again? I guess that is the plight of mortals like yourself.
I think they are done bringing out our food, should we get dessert?'

You sense overconfidence in Gord

Check the menu

Hide in the Bathroom

Ask about modern philosophy

'This place is much like Symposium Cafe, it has a wide array of dessert options to choose from. I'm a little broke this week so we should probably just order 3 cakes each. I should mention that quite a few of these cakes are poisoned. I know which ones, but, I think I will keep it a secret to keep our game interesting.'

Coffee Cake

Black Forest

Angel Food Cake

Banana Cream Cake

Ice Cream Cake

Chocolate Cupcakes

Carrot Cake

New York Style Cheesecake

Lemon Drop Cake

Beer Cake

'Oh you meant the Globalchalet? I thought you were talking about something else. That's just a music collective, we mostly play guitar and talk about fun stuff like cryptozoology, nothing going on behind the scenes.'
' Sure, we can let you join, I don't see any harm in that. Just don't go forming any powerful offshoot groups.'

You have joined the outer circle

Let Gord know you appreciate his friendship

'Cocky, you think you can join the Global Elite? Do you even understand the ramifications of a decision like that, Renfield? You are not a god like us, what role would you play? Unable to manipulate this realm makes you a peon to us.'

Claim to have the sacred knowledge

Just pay the bill and get out of here

'What? You're lying!'

You feel the entire world shaking

Uh Oh

Hide in the Bathroom

'Really? Ha! You must be a fool to approach a member of the Global Elite with so little of the sacred knowledge. The things you seek are trivial. Let me get the bill, I'm leaving.'

Gord covered the bill, but left early

Game Over

'Liberty, Equality and Accountability are the core tenets of what you ask, can you even fathom such benign concepts as those? Have you read the works of Stephen William Bragg? Finding balance and moderation in all your actions can help you achieve success. I doubt your fragile mortal mind could regulate your own being, forget the being of others. Perhaps you should pay today.'

You have become overwhelmed and paid for everything

Game Over

'Destiny? How can you know? Nobody can divine their own fate! If you're so smart, perhaps you should order dessert for us'

Refuse

Check the menu

'What? No dessert? I thought we were having a nice time!'

You have killed the vibe

Game Over

'Are you saying to attack a public company? You're crazy dude! I'm kind of down though, what are you thinking?'

Financial Takeover

Terrorist-style attack

Fight generationally through religious means

I haven't thought it all through

Gord laughs as you suggest a financial takeover of the Globalchalet. You hear his laughs echo around you despite being outside, it it quite overwhelming. He has tears in his eyes he is laughing so hard at you, Unable to speak as the world shakes harder and harder around you. You sense that there maybe more at stake than you realize as you struggle to keep balance.

You sense Gord has a lack of awareness

Attack

Cower in fear of death

While the earth shakes beneath your feet, you grab your fork and stick it in Gord's heart. To your surprise, it goes in quite easily, as if there were no bone. He looks at you as he begins to melt.

You have managed to kill one of the Godhand

You can't help but feel that you actions have had little consequence

Achieved Good Ending #1
Back to Start

You were right to cower in fear, as existence fades from your memory you are left with nothing but an image of Gord winking at you, a collection of stars in the distance as you are destroyed completely and jettisoned into a realm of inexistence so cold that even the Global Elite couldn't save you, if they even wanted to do something like that.

You have died in complete cowardice

Game Over

'Damn! You're really on fire! Are you serious? You want to commit a terrorist action against the Globalchalet?'
'Maybe you should say it one more time, closer to my chest this time, so I really know you mean it.'

You sense deception

Speak into the microphone under his shirt

Say he must have misheard you

You once again declare your intentions to commit a terrorist act. You look around and realise many people are listening to you, watching you both as your loud conversation has drawn attention.
'That's crazy, I would never do something like that...'
Gord slinks away as police arrive to take you away

You have been set up

Game Over

'Oh yeah, I must have misheard you, because that sounds like something you could get in a lot of trouble for. Have you thought about any plans for the future? What are you going to do if you take down the Globalchalet? Even if you kill me, I can assure you I will just be reborn, and you will have to do this all over again. Maybe you need another solution?'

You think you are being manipulated

Call out Gord's manipulations

Attack Gord

Tell Gord your plans

'What did you say? How are you able to know when you're being manipulated? Sorry, I think I need to use the bathroom.'

Gord runs off to the bathroom

Follow him

Wait around

You wait around for hours, and eventually the wait staff ask you to leave. You explain your friend went to the bathroom and never returned, but the wait staff is unsympathetic. Worst of all, they ask who is going to pay for the meal, but Gord has already left, so you are left to pay for the large bill.

Gord has escaped to safety

Game Over

'Many things in life are done without planning. in fact, what is a life that is entirely planned, but a schedule? I understand your methods, because I see no methods at all. The Global Elite cannot let this type of anarchy go unchecked. People do not understand how dangerous a person like you can really be.

You have been turned into a baby

Cry about it

Gord stares at you in disbelief

There is a seriousness in his look that was not there before

Say you were joking

Ask him if he's scared

'Oh, haha. I see, joking. Very funny.'
'You seem to know a lot of things, are you a part of the secret discord?'

Insist you were joking

Tell him you're a moderator

'Im not scared. I do, however, have to pee. I will be back shortly.'

Follow him

Wait around

This time the bathroom has feeling of CHAOS. You see smoke coming from one of the stalls.

Knock on the Stall

Hide in the other stall

'You are part of the discord?'

I'm a part of the secret discord

I'm just talking shit

Say the secret hashtag

You insist that it was really a joke, but you can tell Gord is very suspicious of your activities. You continue to make small talk about various things, but things seem off. You notice that you are no longer in the restaurant, but on the beach.

Consider your surroundings

'Well, if you're a part of the Globalchalet, you should know the secret hashtag right?'
'Why dont you say it then?'

Ad infinitum

Carpe diem

Veni, vidi, vici

Febris Amatoria

Regnum Mariae Patrona Hungariae

Tempus Edax Rerum

Mundi Domo

Odi Et Amo

Tuum Est

Ludemus Bene In Compania

'How do you know that? What do you know of the sacred knowledge?'

The grass is greener where you water it

Home is where the heart is

Youtube has to be monetized externally

Twitch is a livestreaming cult

There is no true sacred knowledge

True sacred knowledge comes from the self

Globalchalet controls everything

Triangles are the strongest shape

University Mathematics are corrupt

Shape of My Heart by Sting

'I knew you were a fraud, you don't know the secret hashtag and there is no way you have any of the sacred knowledge.'

You have been dismissed

Game Over

'Oh, just talking a little smack? I understand you, even though you are being insane and insolent. I suppose you want another pitcher then?'

What?

'Hmm'

Jodi is the leader of Green Team because he has the key

Green Team always met at midnight on thursdays

Sonic Kong really exists

Twitch is a livestreaming cult

Bede is Edeb spelt backward

John's Sohn is a giant robot

Share the generational knowledge

The Global Elite are a fraud

The Undertaker is multiple people

Goldust is multiple people

'I knew you were a fraud, there is no way you have any of the sacred knowledge.'
'Since you decided to decieve me, I am going to throw you into the sun.'

You have been ejected from your seat, into the sky.

Game Over

'I understand, so you must be from the future then? Just know you canot alter this timeline as you have altered so many others. I will use every bit of my power to fight against you.'

You find yourself transported to the beach

Consider your surroundings

'This place is much like Symposium Cafe, it has a wide array of dessert options to choose from. I'm a little broke this week so we should probably just order 3 cakes each. I should mention that quite a few of these cakes are poisoned. I know which ones, but, I think I will keep it a secret to keep our game interesting.'

Coffee Cake

Black Forest

Angel Food Cake

Banana Cream Cake

Ice Cream Cake

Chocolate Cupcakes

Carrot Cake

New York Style Cheesecake

Lemon Drop Cake

Beer Cake

'Each round, we will choose from a new set of cakes, each with their own set of poisons inside. We will, of course, wait until the end to eat. Otherwise I think it would be a bit rude.'

Coffee Cake

Black Forest

Angel Food Cake

Banana Cream Cake

Ice Cream Cake

Chocolate Cupcakes

Carrot Cake

New York Style Cheesecake

Lemon Drop Cake

Beer Cake

'Each round, we will choose from a new set of cakes, each with their own set of poisons inside. We will, of course, wait until the end to eat. Otherwise I think it would be a bit rude.'

Coffee Cake

Black Forest

Angel Food Cake

Banana Cream Cake

Ice Cream Cake

Chocolate Cupcakes

Carrot Cake

New York Style Cheesecake

Lemon Drop Cake

Beer Cake

'Each round, we will choose from a new set of cakes, each with their own set of poisons inside. We will, of course, wait until the end to eat. Otherwise I think it would be a bit rude.'

Coffee Cake

Black Forest

Angel Food Cake

Banana Cream Cake

Ice Cream Cake

Chocolate Cupcakes

Carrot Cake

New York Style Cheesecake

Lemon Drop Cake

Beer Cake

'So, now that you are part of Globalchalet, what is your plan?'
Gord's question carries a sense of intrigue, hinting at a shift in dynamics. His words, laced with a mix of curiosity and suggestion, hang in the air, awaiting your response.
'We could take a walk on the beach if you want.'
The allure of the beach and the open expanse of the ocean offers a contrast to the complex mind games that have defined your interaction thus far. The choice is yours to make, a moment of agency amidst the ebb and flow of the evening's events.

Join Gord at the Beach

Insist on paying and going home

Your unwavering determination to cover the bill seems to strike a chord within Gord, unsettling him to the core. There's a palpable shift in his demeanor as a wave of unease washes over him, his facade of confidence faltering. You decide to pay in cash, revealing a substantial change jar that you've brought with you. The sheer audacity of your display seems to have an almost paralyzing effect on Gord, his words tumble out, reflecting his astonishment and, perhaps, a hint of fear:
'You, are the source of GREAT WEALTH?'

You have joined the Globalchalet and made your presence known

Achieved Good Ending #3
Back to Start

The findom ending of Dinner with Gord 1

'So, if you know about this place, you must be from the future then? Just know you cannot alter this timeline as you have altered so many others. I will use every bit of my power to fight against you.'

You find yourself transported to the beach

Consider your surroundings

On the beach there is hundreds of dessert tables. You are intimidated by the sheer number of plates, which extend well into the water, sitting upon pillars which, in the distance, seem to reach into the sky.

You find yourself transported to the beach

Consider your surroundings

Try to count the plates

Tell him you filled up on the bread

Fight Gord's manipulations

Tell Gord as the host he should choose dessert

Try to climb the pillars

Ask if there is another way

'If you wish, we can go back to the bar, and drink pitchers of Canadian until the end of eternity. I have no longing for this place, I have become a wolf with no sheep to hunt, and no hunger to drive me. I wish to become fat and complacent, and fade out of existence. Will you join me?'

You must decide what is important

Drink Pitchers

Decline

As you try to count the endless plates in the distance, you feel an eerie presence next to you.

'Of one of these plates, there is but one unpoisoned. Can you see which?'

You inevitably pick poison

Game Over

You can no longer stand these manipulations. You decide the only thing higher and more powerful than the Globalchalet would be God himself, and that these pillars must be the way to reach him. As you climb, you feel the pillar grow wider and wider until there is nothing but darkness beneath you.
You look up to see yourself climbing up Gord's leg
'How can you hope to survive in a realm that I control? You may be a source of great wealth, or great power, but in a place like this I have omnipresence. My ideas become reality and your mind will be unable to contend with my greatness.'

You are eventually destroyed by the Giant Gord

Game Over

'How rude, cannot you see how much I have provided for you?
Perhaps I was wrong about you, freedom is a thing to be admired, not flexed upon others, to use as a tool to flight your fancies.'

You have offended Gord and left on the beach

Game Over

You look around and realize that many things you are seeing are actually manipulations

You begin to see which plates are real

Ask for dessert

Ask for a bathroom

'I think you will find your needs taken care of in this place, although you will find no respite for your discomfort. Inevitably, you must choose, for choosing nothing will result in your death. You cannot last here, not like me, a grand manipulator whose immortal power stretches beyond your imagination.'

Tell Gord as the host he should choose dessert

Nod in agreement

'So I see that you understand the subtle art of manipulations. Undertstand that it will not matter how much you can manipulate me, for I am omnipresent, and my thoughts become real. You may be from the future, but I am from the past, a shadow of things to come. I know you more than you know yourself, for I have dreamt of you my entire life.'

Gord's manipulations have no effect on you

Perhaps, the world is not idealistic plaything to be toyed with

The Global Elite are scum

Ask again for the bathroom

Scrunch up your fists, close your eyes and make your brain work hard

'I knew you were a traitor all along,'
Gord's words are laced with bitterness, his tone accusing and resentful.
'You can stay on this beach forever for all I care. You cannot manipulate me in my own realm.'

Gord evaporates into the ether

Sit on the beach

You sit on the beach yearning for more, but eventually the sun sets and darkness comes again. You awake to the sunrise, hoping for more. Time passes, at first in days, and then weeks, but you remain steadfast in your ability to escape

Sit on the beach

You eventually gain nostalgia for the beach, forgetting why you originally came here until you see Gord in the distance, having a bit of dessert off one of the pillars.
'Here, you might be stuck here forever but you can have a bit of cake with me before you go back to sitting on this beach. I'll be back every couple of weeks.'

Have cake with Gord

'What manipulation is this? You ask for the bathroom despite knowing there is not one? You are quite frustrating to do battle with. I cannot risk playing with you any longer, let me show you my power.'

Gord tranforms into a Giant

Uh Oh

You lack the means to do battle with Gord in a realm of his own creation, though he considers you an equal for some reason. Channelling his power into a beam of pure light, he aims at you, cutting through your arm before you can move out of the way. Your arm wriggles on the ground to your disgust, moving into the ocean and becoming a giant kraken of hands, which crush you into nothing.

Game Over

Gord laughs as you attempt a sort of grand manipulation by altering your brain to work on the same wavelength as the current dimension. However, Gord's powers are far too strong and you are unable to do anything to defend yourself. You feel light to begin to surround you as you hear Gord's laughter

You have been manipulated out of existence

Game Over

'I see, before, things were the same, and things were much the same before that. Though you are attempting to belittle me, trying to manipulate my mind, what you speak is the truth. If the Global Elite do not control everything, someone else would. You speak however, to my heart, what is it you propose?'

You remember something Gord previously said

There should be no power without accountability

'I too have read the works of Stephen William Bragg. I agree with you. However, I cannot imagine the others will accept such extreme thinking.'

I can help

Gord appears beside a neaby pillar, touching it and causing all others to dissapear.
'I suppose I will pick dessert, since you've been such a good dinner guest. I might need your help in the future.'

You have black forest cake with Gord

'Hopefully we can have dinner again soon.'

You have become good friends with Gord

Achieved Good Ending #2
Back to Start

You look around, confused as you continue to assess your surroundings. You feel weak, the constant image of Gord burning into your mind as you try to fight his internal manipulations.
'I have taught you many things today. I hope you remember what we have said.'

Back to the endless plates

'I guess it depends what you mean. The universities talk a lot about popular psychology and regard it as if it were philosophical, and layman often speak of philosophical concepts that are far byeond their understanding and have little bearing upon them as a fancy. I could speak at length about how those who seek wealth rarely seek truth and knowledge, and those who seek truth rarely believe in anything enough to seek the wealth that could make their beliefs substantial. One of my favourite modern philosophers is William Stephen Bragg, he wrote a short novel about which, to me, speaks to the idea that all things exist in a duality of sorts.'

Nod your head

'Since you have been such a good dinner guest, not questioning my philosophies or saying rude things about our power imbalance, I will tell you that some of these cakes are my favourites. I can't help myself, I love cake so much, sometimes I like to take a bite.'

Coffee Cake

Black Forest

Angel Food Cake

Banana Cream Cake

Ice Cream Cake

Chocolate Cupcakes

Carrot Cake

New York Style Cheesecake

Lemon Drop Cake

Beer Cake

'I really hope you pass this test, it would mean a lot to me. I feel my power in the Global Elite dwindling, I really need something to believe in. There are few things I have to that swayed my mind, caused me to consider my surroundings, but our dinner has been quite satisfying.'

Coffee Cake

Black Forest

Angel Food Cake

Banana Cream Cake

Ice Cream Cake

Chocolate Cupcakes

Carrot Cake

New York Style Cheesecake

Lemon Drop Cake

Beer Cake

'I like that there was no need to visit the beach.'

Coffee Cake

Black Forest

Angel Food Cake

Banana Cream Cake

Ice Cream Cake

Chocolate Cupcakes

Carrot Cake

New York Style Cheesecake

Lemon Drop Cake

Beer Cake

'Wait, how do you know all my favourites?'

All but one of your choices have disappeared

Approach the pillar

'Ah, so you know my favourite. Very Well. I suppose you have shown yourself a pretty good friend. All the rest were poison anyhow, this last challenge is more about the friends you make you make along the way, but in a geniune way that comes from the heart, not just a way to sell products to consumers...' hehe
'What do you say we have some cake?'

Gord has revealed the secrets of the final challenge

Eat Black Forest Cake with Gord

Gord appears beside a neaby pillar, touching it and causing all others to dissapear.
'Thanks for picking dessert, you've been such a good dinner guest. I might need your help in the future.'

You have black forest cake with Gord

'Hopefully we can have dinner again soon.'

You have become good friends with Gord

Achieved Good Ending #2
Back to Start

'Since you have been such a good dinner guest, not questioning my philosophies or saying rude things about our power imbalance, I will tell you that some of these cakes are my favourites. I can't help myself, I love cake so much, sometimes I like to take a bite.'

Coffee Cake

Black Forest

Angel Food Cake

Banana Cream Cake

Ice Cream Cake

Chocolate Cupcakes

Carrot Cake

New York Style Cheesecake

Lemon Drop Cake

Beer Cake

'I really hope you pass this test, it would mean a lot to me. I feel my power in the Global Elite dwindling, I really need something to believe in. There are few things I have to that swayed my mind, caused me to consider my surroundings, but our dinner has been quite satisfying.'

Coffee Cake

Black Forest

Angel Food Cake

Banana Cream Cake

Ice Cream Cake

Chocolate Cupcakes

Carrot Cake

New York Style Cheesecake

Lemon Drop Cake

Beer Cake

'I like that there was no need to visit the beach. Just for that, even if you fail, I will not punish you.'

Coffee Cake

Black Forest

Angel Food Cake

Banana Cream Cake

Ice Cream Cake

Chocolate Cupcakes

Carrot Cake

New York Style Cheesecake

Lemon Drop Cake

Beer Cake

'I see... some of these choices you have made, well...
Never mind that, I don't think I can let you eat this, to be honest a lot of them are poisonous to you and I cannot let you come to harm after such a great dinner. I'm going to send you home.'

No! Wait!

You wake at home, laying in bed. You remember you had dinner with Gord tonight. You look outside and see it's still dark... what time is it? midnight?
You check your phone, a message from Gord...
Thanks for a Great Dinner!

You have been gently manipulated home

Game Over

'Oh, you want to know about songwriting? I could go on for days about that!'
Gord continues to ramble about concepts of natural songwriting and various niche musical topics, some of which are fringe and not actually songwriting techniques.
'So I guess the most important thing about songwriting is to always make sure to be true to your vision, whatever that vision might be. If you want to write classic rock, don't be afraid to have it sound like a classic rock band or it will defeat the purpose. Writing what is in your heart is the true way.'

Nod in Agreement

'I don't think you know a damn thing about the Green Team, nobody does. You are a certain highschool teacher, poking her nose where it does not belong. If you know so much about Green Team, tell me, how did we light the way?'

Projector

Flashlight

Bic Lighter

Torch

Television Screen

Phones

Phillips Hue

'Okay, that was an easy one though. Green Team is where they first spoke the sacred truth, although it existed long before us. What was our original purpose? '

Philosophy

Smoking Weed

Flossing

Dominance

'I guess you must know everything then. If you're so smart, what was my role?'

You would text everyone

You brought the weed

You brought the bong

You made sure Cam got through University

You would tie down the monster

'WHAT!?!'
' This is impossible, you were not there, you are a manipulator as well, probably of GREAT WEALTH from the future. I will not let you best me.'

Follow Gord

You knock on the stall door, hoping to find help from Gord who is surely on his way to the bathroom now. The person accidently bumps the door open, panicking as they scramble to hide the marijuana paraphernalia.
'oh, who is it? I am not doing anything in here.'

You have met Kody

Ask about the weed

Ask about red crystal

Ask how to kill Gord

'oh, this? it's nothing... no big deal type of thing, you know?
I guess you can have a bowl if you would like...'

Smoke a Bowl

Decline

'Intruder, you must be one of those future manipulators. I will not allow you to manipulate this realm.'

You have been destroyed mentally by Kody, becoming his mindslave

Game Over

You inhale the weed into your lungs as Kody rambles on about how he gets super high percentage THC. You instantly feel a rush to your head as well as a calm, relaxing feeling. A slight numbness comes to you as you settle into the stall with Kody.

Ask how to defeat Gord

Pack Kody a bowl

Ask about the red crystal

'In this place I dont think you can, he is almighty and uses his power to manipulate those around him into doing his bidding. I have sewn SEEDS OF CHAOS for decades within this place so that I can ultimately control this place. If this whole world were full of CHAOS and the only choice was to fight it, then, I am in control, I think.'

Is that what the crystal is?

'Oh, this old thing? Yeah, its a sacred crystal, its element is CHAOS. Gord pretends it doesnt exist, originally, we threw it into the lake, but that didnt go so well. So he let me hold onto it.'

Can I have it?

'Hmmmmm.... Im not sure thats a good idea, if you let the CHAOS out, it would get really CHAOTIC in here...'

Touch the crystal

Pack Kody a Bowl

You feel your arm, turn very warm as you try to touch the crystal. As you get close, the crystal reads your intentions to free the inner CHAOS inside itself, letting an explosion of red light fill the world. The resulting explosion overwhelms you, although you see an infinite red void filled with dark, formless creatures and decide inexistence might be for the best.

You have doomed the universe to CHAOS

Game Over

'oh! Thanks for respecting the rotoke, nobody does that anymore because VAPES have overtaken the market.'

Kody hits the bong expertly

Tell Kody that you pissed off Gord and he is coming

Ignore the issues at hand and have another hit

'WHAT!? You should have said that. No wonder you looked so panicked. The stall next to me has a portal to the beach, thats really all I can do. You will need a SEED OF CHAOS to get there. Here, take one.'

You have recieved a SEED OF CHAOS

Thank Kody for his help

Kody nods in recognition, before sending you on your way. You stare at the stall door, you can smell the beach already. As you open the door, you feel the wind hit you, and when you return to your senses you are on the beach.

You have been transported to the beach

Consider your surroundings

You wait patiently as Kody packs you a bowl, pressing it down with his finger and putting a little keif on top before handing you the bong. You admire at how serene and peaceful the situation is before you light up your bowl. You hear Kody say:
'I wish we could just do this forever.'

You feel there is a deeper meaning to what he is saying

Pack Kody a Bowl

'Thanks man, I am having so much fun smoking weed in this bathroom stall with you.'
Kody lights up his bong and takes a fat hit, blowing it out and filling the stall with smoke before it slowly reveals you both to each other once again.

You notice the bowl is empty

'oh? this? its a sacred crystal of great power. It has the element of CHAOS contained within it. It is not safe for mortals like yourself to handle, as you cannot hide your desires from it.'

Heed his warning

You hide in the bathroom stall, quaking as you stand on top of the toilet seat. You can smell a familiar scent of the beach although you cannot see source of the smell. Eventually, you hear the door swing open and with a strong burst of wind, you are consumed by a intense heat which melts your essence into nothingness

Game Over

'You think you can handle the sacred knowledge? If I were to tell you, it would likely destroy your mind with infinite possiblities. You do not realize what you are asking for.'

Tell him to shut up and stop talking shit

Heed his warning

'Okay, if you are so tough, here is but a fraction of the true knowledge'

Grab the crystal of pure light

Heed his warning

As you get closer to the crystal it reads your heart and feels your fear. As the room begins to spin and turn to blackness, you expect unconciousness but to the contrary, you remain aware as you spin faster and faster in the darkness. Eventually the spinning begins to become normal to you, and you float through the infinite darkness forever, unsure of whether you are truly rotating or not.

You have been swallowed by the void

Game Over

'You think you can handle the sacred knowledge? If I were to tell you, it would likely destroy your mind with infinite possiblities. You do not realize what you are asking for.'

Tell him to shut up and stop talking shit

Heed his warning

'My second favourite cake? It can be made with pecans, or walnuts, but I really love it with a handful of raisins inside.'

Coffee Cake

Black Forest

Angel Food Cake

Banana Cream Cake

Ice Cream Cake

Chocolate Cupcakes

Carrot Cake

New York Style Cheesecake

Lemon Drop Cake

Beer Cake

'Third? That's a tough one, I'm not much of a cake guy, I really like fresh berries though.'

Coffee Cake

Black Forest

Angel Food Cake

Banana Cream Cake

Ice Cream Cake

Chocolate Cupcakes

Carrot Cake

New York Style Cheesecake

Lemon Drop Cake

Beer Cake

'Fourth? I always remember getting a big cake for my birthday, but you need a couple people, and you need to eat it quickly.'

Coffee Cake

Black Forest

Angel Food Cake

Banana Cream Cake

Ice Cream Cake

Chocolate Cupcakes

Carrot Cake

New York Style Cheesecake

Lemon Drop Cake

Beer Cake

'CorrectWhich one would you like to eat first?'

Black Forest

Banana Cream Cake

Ice Cream Cake

Carrot Cake

'IncorrectWhich one would you like to eat first?'

Black Forest

Banana Cream Cake

Ice Cream Cake

Carrot Cake

'I see, you may have potential, but your spirit is weak. Perhaps you need more training, more lifetimes and more dinners. I will see you again soon. I know, because in time we have become such good friends.'

Wait, Please!

'This final test, it was quite taxing on you. You need dedication, patience and sound reasoning, but those things alone will not help you. You also need courage and spirit to achieve success. We have become such good friends in the short time we have had to get to know each other. So, even though it might be tough, will you have dessert with me?'

Accept

Decline

'Since you have made it to the very end of our journey, I will give you some hints. My favourite cake, above all others, comes from Germany, and it is too rich with cherry flavour for some.'

Coffee Cake

Black Forest

Angel Food Cake

Banana Cream Cake

Ice Cream Cake

Chocolate Cupcakes

Carrot Cake

New York Style Cheesecake

Lemon Drop Cake

Beer Cake

'Then I guess you have passed the final test. Most people would have eaten the New York Style Cheesecake, but they don't know that I prefer a Japanese Style Cheesecake. It has been great having dinner with you. I know it was a bit unfair but all the other cakes were poison, even the other ones you chose. You were very lucky.'

Eat Black Forest Cake with Gord

You bite deep into the cake, coughing as the harsh aftertaste of poison overtakes you. Although the cake is undoubtedly delicious, it is also undoubtedly filled with poison that is coursing through your veins.
'oh, dear, it seems you have eaten poison or something...'

You have eaten poison

Game Over

Gord presents you with some bread, which to be honest, looks pretty suspect. You are demanding information, chomping down on the bread when you realize it also a peculiar taste...
'I knew you were a spy...'

You have eaten poison

Game Over

'Wait... I know this song... it's actually Moonage Daydream. Damn, did that cute waitress hear me singing?'
'Maybe we should cut this dinner short'

You have allowed a weird vibe to proliferate

Tell him the waitress wasn't even that cute

Tell him that his singing was great

'Yeah, the Globalchalet was founded a long time ago by myself, along with a few friends. KODY, CARSON, WILLIAM, CASEY and GORD all hold seats of great power and influence in this place, though some of them no longer make displays of the dominance, many know they still have intense sway over the surroundings and use the power of manipulation to control the minds of anyone they consider an enemy.'

Ask Gord if the Fab Five are dieties

Ask Gord if he really thought the waitress was cute

Ask Gord if he just said mind control

'You really ask a lot of questions, I hope you aren't from the future... there is a lot of people pretty pissed off at us in the future. '

Gord has become highly suspicious

Ask for dessert early

Ask Gord if he really thought the waitress was cute

'The Fab Five! That's pretty funny, we love coming up with little nicknames like that! No, we are just regular dudes who have a lot of influence.'

Ask for dessert early

Ask Gord if he really thought the waitress was cute

'Yeah, of course! She has sick sleeve tattoos! I come here all the time so I know she really likes my favourite cakes as well. I think it would be a bit rude if I bothered her at work though.'

Gord has become coy and shy

But you only see her here

Nod in agreement

Ask if he is manipulating the wait staff

Suggest stalking her after work

'Thats true, do you think I should ask her out?'

Gord has become coy and shy

Encourage Gord to ask her out

Ask her out before he can

Attack Gord

Gord asks out the waitress, who answers quickly as if she did not even hear the question. The bartender is staring at you suspiciously, almost menacingly. You are catching a weird vibe, as if things here are not as they seem.

Congratulate Gord

Ask Gord if this is all a dream

Attack Gord out of fear

'Thanks man, I've asked her about before though and she always says yes. Sorry if that makes it a bit anticlimactic but you never know how people change, one day she could say no and maybe I will have to find another restaurant to eat at because it would be weird if my ex worked at my regular place.'

Nod in agreement

It sounds like you manipulate people

Attack Gord out of fear

'Ah, so you know about the art of manipulation? Let me show you a true manipulation!'
A sense of unease grips you, the surroundings morphing into a disconcerting distortion. The world seems to constrict, the vastness shrinking around you. Panic wells up as you instinctively reach for the table, but your hands close around the entire piece of furniture, a surreal and nightmarish sensation.
Gord's taunts slice through the disorientation. His mocking tones amplify your vulnerability, deriding you for your colossal size and insinuating the potential catastrophe your movement might cause. The fear that courses through you is overwhelming, threatening to engulf your every thought. You're frozen, immobilized by dread. The enormity of your presence weighs heavily, destroying your mind.

Game Over

With a fierce burst of aggression, you vault over the table and charge at Gord, catching him off guard. But before you can reach him, the waitress springs into action. In a split second, she grabs you from behind, locking you in a powerful sleeper hold. The pressure on your throat is immediate, and darkness envelops your vision almost instantly. When consciousness returns, you find yourself in a dim basement, the haunting sounds of Dove Mix on an endless loop. The violent confrontation has led to a startling shift in your circumstances, a reminder of the dangerous game you're caught up in.
'Consider yourself very lucky I did not choose to put on Blessed Slush'

Game Over

'No not a dream. I have no dreams, I am stuck playing petty games and making manipulations in a dying realm full of CHAOS. I know things might seem a bit surreal, but that was always like that. I just need more influence and power... that way I can maintain control.'

What are you talking about?

I come from the number religion

'If you've followed this path, you must grasp that this isn't merely about dinner,' Gord's voice carries a sense of gravitas.
'The sense of a grand game being played, the manipulation, it's all part of a larger puzzle. We're pieces moved on a board.'

I still have no idea what you are talking about

I plan to attack the Globalchalet

I have noticed a couple references to..

'Yeah yeah, be chill or I will have to change it a four square armadillo circle and nobody will understand the reference, so please just be chill. Just because you are so chill I will tell you a secret: You can pass the final test more easily if you ask for dessert before the beach... but don't ask too early.'

Thanks

You see anger in the eyes of Gord as you ask out the waitress he thought he was cute. At first, you are fine with your decision, however the situation quickly becomes dire as a red light envelops your surroundings. You try to fight back with a blue light, but you aren't really sure how it works and you are quickly overtaken in spiritual warfare.

Lay with your ancestors

'I see. You wish for dessert this early into dinner? You must be in quite a rush...'

Admit you want the sacred knowledge

Admit you want attack the Globalchalet

Admit you are not sure why you are even here

'I can sense something inside of you, a power that you might be hiding from me. I can not stand liars, especially liars with outrageous spiritual power who may try to overthrow me. Do you have any last words?'

I just want dessert

There is no power without responsibility

Take a great leap forward

'Oh, I see... you are actually getting full? Did you eat too much bread?'

Admit you ate too much bread

Admit you want attack the Globalchalet

Declare what is in your heart

Say you are trying to lose weight

'Oh, I understand. This place serves as a trial for the spiritually vulnerable. Everything here is an illusion, not real. If you've experienced enough, then it's time for you to return home...'

No, wait!

'Well... I see... Sometimes dinner can be quite intense I guess, with people declaring what is in their heart. You have really won mine over with what you said, I think you're right. Since you have been such a great dinner guest, I will tell you that there is one thing I fear deep in my heart... There is a CRYSTAL OF CHAOS that is powerful enough to destroy the entire world. It freaks me out so much I gave to Kody to hold on to, but honestly I haven't seen him in a while.'

Nod your head

'Whoa! You want to gangstalk her? I didnt know you were so edgy and stuff, you are a lot of fun at dinner. That is a bit weird to say though, so I might have to call this dinner short.'

Yeah I get it this time

'Ah, so you are not the source of GREAT WEALTH if you are from the number cult. The Globos look down upon your kind but I am not so quick to judge a mouse like yourself. You might be small, insignifcant and pathetic, psychotically obsessed with numbers, but I believe you can see what we in the Global Elite can not.'

Say '694849'

Admit you lied about being in the number cult

Ask for Gord's help

'So you may not be the source of GREAT WEALTH but you are certainly a source of BIG LIES and SILLY IDEAS. Maybe you should spend some time sitting on the beach, thinking about what a poor dinner guest you have been.'

No, wait!

'You want my help? With what?'

Claim you want divide the world into only numbers

Say you want to revive your friend

'I understand. You know Kody and I also founded the number cult? The only way to control your opposition is to become them. You learn a lot about yourself when you examine yourself through the lens of Pythagorean ideas'

Ask for the final test

Admit the numbers have destroyed your mind

'Okay, I thought maybe you were sane, but I can see the numbers have overtaken your mind. Please, allow me to release you from your suffering.'

Gord erases your mind and makes you his mindslave

Game Over

'Such arrogance. I should have expected as much from a member of your group. You think you are worthy of testing? Perhaps, but without SACRED KNOWLEDGE you will remain a peon, shaped by simple digits.'

Nod in Agreement

'You have been such a great dinner guest, can I tell you a little secret?'

Listen to Gord

Tell him you dont like secrets

'How very Canadian of you, you claim not to like secrets, but I am sure you do. If you hate secrets so much, maybe I should erase your mind so you are not accidentally keeping any secrets from anyone.'

What?

'The Global Elite are the inner circle of the Globalchalet. We control everything in this realm, and many others. Even if we are destroyed here, we may come back for vengeance one day. You would have to destroy all of us, and even then you would have to be so sweeping in your defeat that it would cause the Global Elite to fear you.'

Those guys sound intense

'Kody has been missing for a bit, perhaps he has evolved himself into another form? I am not really sure, the rules and manipulations in this place make it difficult to keep track of things... It feels like this world is full of CHAOS these days.'

Nod in Agreement

'This old thing? It is not what it appears to be, it is a concentration of power that I use to make my desires real. It works a bit like the CHAOS element, but I have total control over it, I think. I keep it looking like this because I have nostalgia for an image like this in my mind. '

Ask if you can have it

Touch it without asking

You feel yourself grasp the ball, but strangely, you also feel it gripping you back. You try to shout, but you find yourself contained within the tiny ball of great power. You see visions of Gord everywhere, manipulating you on every level until your conciousness is destroyed.

Game Over

'I have never considered myself, I know not what I am. Do you know what you are? I think the question you ask, although you point it simply, may be too vast for your understanding.'

True

I am the milkman of human kindness

'I see, so what you are saying, is you need an extra pint? Well, allow me to indulge you...'

No, wait!

Click to Advance

'Oh, so my well arranged dinner plans are confusing to you? You are saying things are weird, but maybe it is your baseline that is strange and odd. Maybe you have never considered anything but yourself, and you live in a sad form of selfish solipsism that only a fool would believe.'

You feel a strange urge to pay for the meal

Close your eyes for but a moment